【双语故事】智斗假尼姑 A Buddhist nun pretend- to- be broke into my bedroom without asking for permission.I got angry .when I heard her asking me to donate some money I got angrier.一个假尼姑未经允许闯入了我的卧室。我很生气。当我听说她让我捐钱我变得更生气了！ ＂ Who are you? why do you show up in my house?＂I asked her. ＂你是谁？为什么来我家?＂我问， ＂I belong to the Buddhist association.I come here to collect money for my temple in Sichuan."我是佛教协会的。我来是给四川的寺庙化缘的。 ＂Do you have a certificate?How do you prove your identity?" 你有证件吗？你怎样证明自己的身份? "Look at this "She showed me a booklet,opened it.There are a few names and the number of money they have given her. "It's nothing.It can't prove anything.I doubt your truthfulness.So I won't give you any money." ＂看看这个＂，她拿出了一个小本本，打开了，上面是几个人的名字和他们捐款的数字。 "这啥也不是。这也证明不了什么。我怀疑你(身份)的真实性。＂ She got angry and began to lecture me.她生气了开始给我说教。 I didn't want her to bother me anymore.So I told her to leave.Here is what I said.我不想让她继续打扰我了，所以我告诉她离开。下面是我说的话。 " Madam,I'm not a rich guy.But I know a good place where you can find lots of rich people.Go out and turn right.Walk straight along the road for about two hundred metres.You can get what you want."女士，我也不富裕。但我知道一个地方那里有许多富人。出去往右拐，直行两百米。在那儿你能得偿所愿。 ＂What's place you're leading her to?"my wife asked me.我老婆问我，"你把她指引到哪儿去了？＂ "The police station."I smiled cunningly.＂警察局"。我狡頡的笑道。
